The verdict is in.

I'M INNOCENT!!!

It was another Emily Smith the whole time, an Emily Smith who runs around drinking and getting caught. Ha! Judge Turpin obviously believed me, but I would have hated to bust out the alibi I had waiting in the wings: "Look, it couldn't have been me. Why? Um...Because on the night of January 22, I was sitting in ( Read more... )

I, like many other people on this glorious Internet, utterly detest the Twilight phenomena. The reasons are legion, but I won't go into them now. Perhaps in another post. Lots of folks aren't fans of the books, and I guess Robert Pattinson, our very own Edward Cullen, is one of them.

Here are his thoughts on the series: “When I read it, I was ( Read more... )

We all have our comfort foods: brownies, oatmeal cookies, bon-bons, taffy...Well, maybe not so much taffy. Unless you're a rather foppish person. Honestly, when you get right down to it, I don't even think I know anyone who likes taffy. I mean, it's weird looking, hard to chew, and tastes like tire rubber ( Read more... )